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Star' Trekkin
by Dr.Demento

Star trekkin across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star trekkin across the universe
Boldly goin forward cause we can't find reverse

Luitenant Uhura report!

[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Analysis Mr. Spock!

[Spock]
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Star trekkin across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star trekkin across the universe
Boldly goin forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Doctor McCoy

[McCoy]
It's worse than that he's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that he's dead Jim
Dead Jim Dead

[Spock]
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

Starship Captain James T. Kirk

[Kirk]
Ah! We come in peace shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace shoot to kill
Shoot to kill men

[McCoy]
It's worse than that he's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that he's dead Jim
Dead Jim Dead

[Spock]
Well it's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off Jim

Star trekkin across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star trekkin across the universe
Boldly goin forward and things are getting worse

Engine Room, Mister Scott

[Scotty]
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye canna change the laws of physics
Laws of physics Jim

[Kirk]
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up

[McCoy]
It's worse than that, he's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead Jim Dead

[Spock]
Well, it's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim but not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

[Uhura]
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim

[Scotty]
Ye canna change the script Jim! Up ta you Jimmy!

[McCoy]
It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!

[Kirk]
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!

[Scotty]
Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow Captain!

BOOM

Star trekkin across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk
Star trekkin across the universe
Boldly goin forward, still can't find reverse

Star trekkin across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star trekkin across the universe
Boldly goin forward, still can't find reverse

Thanks to anonymous Dr.Demento fan for these lyrics