Xmas Song
by KoRn
Album:
Miscellaneous SongsGenre:
unknown
Twas the night before ChristmasÂ
when all through the houseÂ
Everybody was stonedÂ
even the mouseÂ
Man from the courthouseÂ
and me from jailÂ
I just settled downÂ
to get a piece of her tailÂ
When all of a suddenÂ
I heard such a clatterÂ
I tripped on my dickÂ
and busted my bladder!!Â
I went downstairsÂ
and what did I see?!Â
A fat little red faggetÂ
hangin from a treeÂ
He stuffed the stockingsÂ
with reefers and beerÂ
And a big fat hairy dickÂ
for the family queerÂ
That's the end of my storyÂ
Funny wasn't it, ya see?Â
She didn't even...Â
She didn't see my thing behind yaÂ
leave ya for this private eyeÂ
I was there to give'em near to myÂ
zima zima mommy fahÂ
I'm gonna say thisÂ
hope it don't offend yaÂ
came to the grizmaÂ
give'em a taste of meÂ
give'em a little excitement to the damn monkeyÂ
your monkey can stay with meÂ
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhÂ
Chevy took my brainÂ
same old motherfucker sucked my dick that dayÂ
he will never zima zimaÂ
never never not that dayÂ
I'm really sick of all this excitementÂ
yeah, but he thinks he's better than meÂ
uma zooma nooga dungaÂ
you can suck my dick all dayÂ
one, two, three, fourÂ
Santa can suck my dick all day!!Â
Thanks to anonymous KoRn fan for these lyrics
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